Should i thank myspace for giving all the ugly fat ass ugly chicks a place to lie to guys about their weight and looks and food intake? should i thank adobe for creating a programs that can make the grossest chick ever look like a perfect 10?

No i shouldn’t, I should fucking sue them all on a global scale.
Its fucking sick what ive come across the last few hours.
PHOTOSHOP!!

NICE TRY! HIT AND MISS!

Look, if i want a fat chick i don’t need to go online to find one. i’m sure i could go to any local eatery and screw one in the bathroom…… While shes eating of course. Its bad enough you gotta try and find someone thats not a total whore, or a total thief, or a gold digger, or any other fucked up type of woman there is out there, but now you gotta worry about the one that has everything going for her except for the fact shes fat and ugly.
sure this may sound shallow in my part right?
Well in my defense i’m not the one lying. I’m not the one photoshoping the lies to convince someone that i’m thin and hot. I just wonder what happens when they do finally meet someone from their online escapades.
I remember a few years back when i met some chick online, anyways she was not at all what she made herself out to be. know what I did? I walked away before she could see me and blocked her from all my contact lists. Needless to say im sure she sat there waiting for my poor yuppie ass for about an hour before she probably got the hint.

i guess the moral of the post is, If your lying about what you look like or making yourself out to be something your not, then don’t be surprised when YOU, not your online alter ego meets up with someone like me, someone who has no problem just leaving you sitting on your fat lying ass waiting on a bench wondering when you can eat and meet this poor unsuspecting piece of man meat.

oh and you cant eat man meat.
its illegal.
Ps. this post applies to the skinny ugly girls too.
-Zero Cool









Well A hipster is one of these lost scene kids that got so caught up in thinking they were so fucking Radical that they evolved into these self Righteous Fuck heads that swore they were the coolest shit ever.
There that lame ass version of cool though, they try to be that “hey Im cool because i dont follow the crowed.” The Only way to be cool off of a style is to start it yourself. if your the one and only, or at least the one to start it they your at least original, anyone else is just a follower.
They have pretty much clammed Long Beach for themselves, riding around on their bikes everywhere, eating their vegan food and their Pink Berry yogurt. 


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