This not as much the story but the image drove me to post it here!

Ok look at that damn image …i’ll be damned but everything i can think about is perverted!

Another thing is ..maybe this is a publicyt stunt! Maybe Oscar Mayer wienermobiles will start serving KOOL AID from now on or something!

But before anyone goes OH YEAH they should think about how fucking anoying a car..let alone a weiner on wheels crashing through your house is!

One southern Wisconsin homeowner is probably not in love with the Oscar Mayer wiener. The famed hot dog’s Wienermobile crashed Friday into the deck and garage of a home in Mount Pleasant, about 35 miles south of Milwaukee.

Police said the driver was trying to turn the Wienermobile around in the driveway and thought she was moving in reverse. But she instead went forward and hit the home. It sat in the driveway as if it were stuck in the garage Friday afternoon.

No one was home and no one was injured. No citations were immediately issued.

Both the home and vehicle suffered moderate damage, which Oscar Mayer spokeswoman Sydney Lindner says insurance will cover.

And just to add the traditional motivational i will also add this image right here

Brilliant idea this is revenge for making so many thousands oh milions of humans cry over the ages!

A new system debuts on Friday that converts onion juice into electricity at Gills Onions, the largest fresh onion processor in the United States.

The Oxnard, California-based company expects its new onion-fuelled power to reduce its electric bill by $700,000 (429,000 pounds) a year and cut its annual greenhouse gas emissions by up to 30,000 tons.

The happy ending to this green energy tale, however, started with another question: how to get rid of onion waste.

“When we peel an onion, 35 to 40 percent of the onion comes off before we have a usable onion. That’s the top, tail and skin around the onion before you get to the meat,” said Steven Gill, co-owner of the 25-year-old company.

They used to haul the waste to the fields for composting, but that became a problem. Ten years ago, Gill started looking at technology for a solution, including microturbines.

“We ended up shredding the skins as they come out of the plant and extracting all the juice, which is very high in sugars, and bacteria love that stuff,” Gill said.

In the new system, bacteria produce methane gas from the juice. The gas then goes to two 300 kilowatt fuel cells, creating enough power for 460 homes. The company expects to get 35 to 40 percent of its electricity from the on-site generator.

This just goes to show you how much some people hate smoking!

This was pretty much just a small inconvinience because he coulden’t have actually had that money …only the richest countries on our planet do…

But this is where a lot of places are going …soking is becoming a lot more expensive and the truth is people should have the right to kill themselves through vice if they wanted to!

A New Hampshire man says he swiped his debit card at a gas station to buy a pack of cigarettes and was charged over 23 quadrillion dollars.

Josh Muszynski (Moo-SIN’-ski) checked his account online a few hours later and saw the 17-digit number — a stunning $23,148,855,308,184,500 (twenty-three quadrillion, one hundred forty-eight trillion, eight hundred fifty-five billion, three hundred eight million, one hundred eighty-four thousand, five hundred dollars).

Muszynski says he spent two hours on the phone with Bank of America trying to sort out the string of numbers and the $15 overdraft fee.

The bank corrected the error the next day.

Bank of America tells WMUR-TV only thecard issuer , Visa, could answer questions. Visa, in turn, referred questions to the bank.

Aww what a cute awesome little animal and of course pet he would make!

Finally a pet that unlike my cunt of a girlfriend i can go drinking with and don’t have to go see ice age 3 …in 3 fucking d buu huu like i want to see a squirel thing grabing a nut while coming twords me …anyways i digress .

This little awesome creature disrupted traffic for quite some time …and to be completly honest i say it’s a small price to pay for the little guy’s retreat from reality!

So drivers suck up!

A badger in Germany got so drunk on over-ripe cherries it staggered into the middle of a road and refused to budge, police said on Wednesday.

A motorist called police near the central town of Goslar to report a dead badger on a road — only for officers to turn up and discover the animal alive and well, but drunk.

Police discovered the nocturnal beast had eaten cherries from a nearby tree which had turned to alcohol and given the badger diarrhoea.

Having failed to scare the animal away, officers eventually chased it from the road with a broom.

If it were up to me this man would become and instant russian folk hero!

I mean 8 BOTTLES every doctor on earth would say this would kill anyone but not him…he survived …kept his memory and even functionality of the liver!

Incredible huh?

Pavel Kondratyev, 39, was found unconscious in the street of Yekaterinburg city in Russia’s Ural Mountains and taken to hospital on a Friday. The doctors suspected a head trauma, but the test proved different.

The man’s blood tests showed that he had drunk at least four liters, or eight bottles of vodka.

“When we took his blood, we were just amazed,” Stanislav Chursin, one of the doctors at the hospital, told the website.

“By most moderate estimates, he exceeded the lethal dose at least two times! That makes it, like, eight bottles of vodka,” Chursin said.

The doctor added that it must have been the man’s bulk that saved him – the alcohol hero is two meters’ tall and weighs over 100 kilos.

At present Kondratyev is in hospital, recovering from intoxication. He cannot remember where he was drinking, with whom or what the reason for the drinking party celebration was.

This is rather cool the first time i listed to this piece of news i thought it would actually let normal people fuck porn stars or porn enthusiasts or teachers or whatever  but aparently not …

Just manequins …bt still better then nothing right? Well they certainly thing that in Berlin!

Wannabe Latin lovers can improve their technique by playing with the erogenous zones of naked mannequins at a new interactive exhibition that has now opened in Berlin.

The “Amora sex academy” that opened in Berlin on Thursday welcomes visitors with the wry slogan, “Finally — an exhibition for those who always have to touch everything.”

More than 50 interactive displays guide visitors through the intimate areas of the male and female bodies, offering helpful tips on everything from striptease to oral sex and how to achieve a perfect orgasm.

“A lot of couples come in here together to learn something,” said Uta Barkow, the manager of the Beate Uhse sex chain which is hosting the academy. “It’s been very well received so far. A lot of exhibits have that ‘aha’ effect on a lot of people.”

The show features several life-sized plastic models, naked and in various positions. One female mannequin light ups when touched in the right spot. A voice shrieks “That’s it!” when the visitor manages to put his finger on the elusive G-spot.

Next to it is what the museum called its “Spank-o-meter.” It measures the level of pleasure a mannequin receives when spanked with a leather whip.

I never drove a tractor before and to be honest I think I;d love to try it…i know crazy right? …but no really a tractor is like an ATV X 10 and i can honestly say I drove my fair share of ATV’s!

Those things have mega powerfull engines as you might know but a gear ratio that favors power over speed!

A drunk German sparked a slow-speed police chase after stealing a tractor to get home from a nightclub after his girlfriend left without him, said police, who used pepper spray to try to stop the vehicle.

“After his girlfriend abandoned him in a night club, the 23-year-old driver, who doesn’t own a license, commandeered the vehicle to make his way home,” a police spokesman said on Monday.

Six police cars began trailing the tractor, which was chugging along at 20 km (12 miles) an hour, after they were alerted to the theft at about 5 a.m. Saturday.

Officers tried holding up stop signs and directing pepper spray through the open window to bring the driver to a halt.

They then tried unsuccessfully to end his getaway by throwing nail belts on the road, but the tractor’s tires proved too thick, said the police spokesman.

The 40-minute chase finally came to an end when officers shot at the tractor’s tires after it rammed into a police car and collided with another vehicle.

They basically had the right drunken crazy idea! And i bet they had enough fun! …Maybe not worth the crash or the severe beating the police gave them but you should always remember the good things!

WOW …why have 150 cats …i mean can you even care for them …really now!

As a fact i actually know an old lady that has round 20 cats in a house…i think that 20 is a lot to many..hence the term old cat lady …but hell 150 mo-fucking cats?!?!

A woman accused of keeping 150 cats in her New Jersey mansion has been ordered to pay more than $35,000 in fines and restitution. Wanda Oughton pleaded guilty Thursday to two counts of animal cruelty for failing to provide adequate shelter. The judge in Chester Township Municipal Court also told the 62-year-old she’s not allowed to own more than six cats over the next three years.

Authorities in March found the cats living in urine- and feces-covered rooms in Oughton’s home, once valued at $1 million.

Oughton’s lawyer Lawrence Fox told the judge the problem arose because of Oughton’s love for animals and she became “overwhelmed by the situation.”

Her home actually was ONCE WORTH 1 MILION $ …and she threw that away because she wanted to live in the smell f cat piss and shit …not that …well i think psichiatric evaluations are required here!

So this should teach you never to complain to a mad woman!

I mean …wow i’ve told my mom and girlfriend their cooking wasn’t good on many damn ocasions i never got assaulted…just called a mean jerk but that’s another story…dumb gilfriend can only cook french fries…so …i an complain ….i am entitled to it

Not this guy though apparently complaing is extremly dangerous when it comes to his wife!

A southwest Florida woman was arrested after deputies said she assaulted her 71-year-old common-law husband after he complained about her cooking. A Lee County Sheriff’s Office arrest report shows 66-year-old Meredith Hart Mulcahy was charged with battery on an elderly person Tuesday night.

Deputies said the man got into an argument with her about undercooked potatoes and burnt bread. He went to the bedroom and began eating, and authorities said the woman then threw a phone at him.

Deputies said Mulcahy became belligerent in the back seat of the patrol car and told them that she “burned the bread she was cooking because she was so intoxicated.” She was in the Lee County Jail on Wednesday pending a $1,500 bond.

Now this is pure grade A Stupidity here

But hell you have to find out all of the info before actually realizing HOW stupid this thing REALLY IS!

A Russian woman ended up in intensive care after restoring her virginity for the sixth time.

The woman, identified as Natalia K., got married at 24. Her husband was not the girl’s first sexual partner, Life.ru writes.

When the husband confessed he was upset about her losing her virginity before the wedding and with another man, Natalia decided to make things up for him.

To celebrate their first year together as a married couple, she went to a plastic surgery clinic and had a hymenoplasty operation.

The husband was so delighted with the present, that a year later Natalia wanted to give that joy to him again. And the next year, and the year after that.

The sixth time the woman came for revirgination surgery, the doctors warned her it posed dangers for her health. Nevertheless, Natalia signed a waiver of all claims and had the surgery done.

But the doctors’ fears turned out to be justified. The woman’s weakened immune system failed to fight an unspecified minor infection she caught after the surgery, and landed her in intensive care.

You are most likely asking yourselves what in fucks name is the glass ball picture doing in this topic!

Is it a mistake ? Is he updating the blog stoned AGAIN ?!?! …no sorry to disapoint you this thing plays a very important role in our little story!

A glass ball….yup and you will find out right away how something like this can improve your sex life in a matter of 2 weeks!

I’m sorry about this I searched and searched and searched but this was the only skunk related motivational out there…pretty much similar…you know it can have a double angle.

Only someone who was fucking high could actually steal a skunk …yes the real animal from a damn pet store!

Authorities arrested two people connected to the theft of a baby skunk from a pet store. The Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office reported that the skunk was stolen Wednesday from Animal Crackers Pet Store. The animal was valued at $400.

Deputies said they arrested 21-year-old man on Thursday when he tried to return the skunk to the store. Deputies also picked up 20-year-old woman while she was at work.

The man, who deputies said actually stole the skunk, was charged with grand theft, and the woman was charged with accessory to grand theft.

Ready to give your soul for a loan in these difficult economic times? In Latvia, where the crisis has raged more than in the rest of the European Union, you can.

Such a deal is being offered by the Kontora loan company, whose public face is Viktor Mirosiichenko, 34.

Clients have to sign a contract, with the words “Agreement” in bold letters at the top. The client agrees to the collateral, “that is, my immortal soul.”

Mirosiichenko said his company would not employ debt collectors to get its money back if people refused to repay, and promised no physical violence. Signatories only have to give their first name and do not show any documents.

“If they don’t give it back, what can you do? They won’t have a soul, that’s all,” he told Reuters in a basement office, with one desk, a computer and three chairs.

Wearing sunglasses, a black suit and a white shirt with the words “Kontora” (office) emblazoned on it, he reaches into his pocket and lays out a sheaf of notes on the table to show that the business is serious and not a joke.

Latvia has been the EU nation worst hit by economic crisis.

Unemployment is soaring and banks have sharply reduced their lending, meaning that small companies offering easy loans in small amounts have become more popular.

Mirosiichenko said his company was basically trusting people to repay the small amounts they borrowed, which has so far been up to 250 lats ($500) for between 1 and 90 days at a hefty interest rate.

He said about 200 people had taken out loans over the two months the business was in operation.

This is pretty much just amazing i know i’d go for it …lost my soul a long time ago!

AMAZING what some people would do for ratings!

Basically turning peoples hate misunderstandings into prime time tv ..maybe adding a few lies and such … no offence but this is happening in Turky …so how much will Christianity get to the atheists they convert?

I have a little feeling they will be given to chose from all religions and all “atheists” will chose to go back to islam …hell …don’t take me wrong …i have nothing against religion…i’m not an american lol…i don’t hate islam ..some of my friends are even muslims…WOW that is one damn offensive sentence i just spat out there…but like the turkish tv show …i’m doing my best to shock to get ratings for this site!

So let’s continue offending out loud just to get you to bookmark!

Don’t you feel better now that you bookmarked it ?

Leave some nasty comments to as long as you care and come back

What happens when you put a Muslim imam, a Christian priest, a rabbi and a Buddhist monk in a room with 10 atheists?

Turkish television station Kanal T hopes the answer is a ratings success as it prepares to launch a gameshow where spiritual guides from the four faiths will seek to convert a group of non-believers.

The prize for converts will be a pilgrimage to a holy site of their chosen religion — Mecca for Muslims, the Vatican for Christians, Jerusalem for Jews and Tibet for Buddhists.

But religious authorities in Muslim but secular Turkey are not amused by the twist on the popular reality game show format and the Religious Affairs Directorate is refusing to provide an imam for the show.

“Doing something like this for the sake of ratings is disrespectful to all religions. Religion should not be a subject for entertainment programs,” High Board of Religious Affairs Chairman Hamza Aktan told state news agency Anatolian after news of the planned program emerged.

The makers of “Penitents Compete” are unrepentant and reject claims that the show, scheduled to begin broadcasting in September, will cheapen religion.

“We are giving the biggest prize in the world, the gift of belief in God,” Kanal T chief executive Seyhan Soylu told Reuters.

“We don’t approve of anyone being an atheist. God is great and it doesn’t matter which religion you believe in. The important thing is to believe,” Soylu said.

Imma wait until this luanches and have a field day talking about it

This is …stupid to say the least…i mean sue them for not killing the mosquitoes ?

True most of these companies are foney and …well as happy bug tells us …leave the insects healthier then before the poison was aplyed!

Just a few days ago a dumb unregistered company came at my door asking for the equivalent of 20$ to pour some suspicious poison they had in cola bottles with pulverizers attached through my home but hell …i kindo told them to fuck off!

A Sri Lankan court threatened a mosquito repellent factory manager with six months in jail for failing to destroy mosquito breeding areas on company premises to stop the spread of dengue fever, an official said Tuesday.

The Indian Ocean island nation is battling an outbreak of the mosquito-borne viral infection that has killed more than 150 people this year and infected 13,479 people, according to Health Ministry figures.

“The court fined the superintendent of a mosquito coil company for failing to destroy mosquito breeding places after we found larvae in several empty cans inside the premises,” said Rohana De Silva, Attagalla public health inspector.

The court Monday fined the superintendent 1,500 rupees ($13) and imposed a suspended sentence of six months hard labor, which can be reinstated if the company does not keep its premises free of breeding grounds, De Silva said.

To fight the spread of dengue, police and health officials have started a campaign to destroy mosquito breeding grounds through insecticide spraying and the removal of standing fresh water from public and private property.

Those who do not comply face fines and punishments including imprisonment.

Sri Lanka’s public health infrastructure and services suffered during a quarter-century war with Tamil Tiger separatists, when the health budget was cut to help bear the cost of fighting. The government declared victory on May 18.

So never trust a dumb crazy company like this!